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BEAUTY: Weirdest Beauty Products 2018

December 12, 2018 UDOU Team

When the beauty blender came out people were like “The heck do I do with this egg?”. When the silicon makeup sponge came out people were like “You’ve got to be kidding me?”. If you think those were kind of strange, you should see our list of Weirdest Beauty Products 2018!

 

The beauty industry has been continuously evolving. The market gets bigger and bigger as time passes by. Due to this, more product innovations are being catapulted to the market to cater to the demand. Although it is a big industry, it is very fast paced, it’s not impossible for some manufacturers to run out of ideas to the point that some new products launched had some of us questioning “WTF is this?” or “What were they thinking?”. Don’t know what I’m talking about? Here are some of the weirdest beauty products in 2018!

 

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Betty TM Color Kit

Betty Beauty

You may say “What so weird about hair dyes?”. No, nothing but this hair dye isn’t made for the drapes, it’s for the carpet. But hey, hair coloring is self-expression and all that jazz, I get it. But why color down there? In bright blue and hot pink too?

 

Betty TM launched a hair dye made with irritation prevention and natural ingredients such as Elder Flower, Rosemary, and Aloe.

 

Also, don’t underestimate this dye though, because according to The Doctors, TV show “Betty is the only safe way to get rid of gray hairs down there!”.

 

 

Flat-D Flatulence Reusable Deodorizer Pad

Health Products For You

 

Say goodbye to smelly frequency actuated rectal tremors! Flat-D is a reusable fart deodorizer that you can attach to your underwear near the bum area! The charcoal cloth is very light and thin that makes it undetectable when worn. Let it rip without worries, use Flat-D today!

 

I mean, seems like a good idea right? Perfect for lactose intolerant people. Weird but helpful. (Trying not judge, considering to buy)

 

 

Fresh Breasts

Amazon

Is boob sweat your everyday dilemma? Worry no more because Fresh Breasts gotchu girl! This Fresh Body wonder is made to prevent swoobs a.k.a sweaty boobs! It is applied like lotion and dries up like a silky non-talc powder. The sweat eliminator is tested on humans and humans only and is hypoallergenic. Tata to sweaty t… breasts.

 

I get it, can’t relate, but I get it.

 

 

Bust Contouring Cream

Amazon

How many boob creams do we need, people? Bust Contouring Cream by Salon Spa Collection has Camelia Seed Oil. When the product is applied to the bust area it makes it supple and silky, leave breasts in a nice contoured shape.

 

What the heck is this? (Placed an order!)

 

 

Mr. Bacon’s Bacon Flavored Toothpaste

Meat Maniac

It’s a bacon-flavored toothpaste. Period.

Uhh, I don’t know about you, but when I brush my teeth I don’t want my breath smelling like what I’ve just eaten and I love bacon. Why is this a thing? I need an explanation.

 

 

Sumo Wrestler Fragrance

japantrendshop

“Have you ever wanted to smell like a sumo wrestler?” No, sir. Thank you. “Do you want to know what a sumo wrestler smells like?” I am not interested, sir. “NOW YOU CAN!” NO!

 

I’m not, in any way, saying that sumo wrestlers do not smell good (I have never met one in my lifetime). I’m just sure I don’t want to find out and I don’t want to smell like one.

 

I don’t mind you getting some of these as gifts to your friends and loved ones. Some of them seem pretty useful, some can be hilarious. Let us know what you think about our list of Weirdest Beauty Products 2018. Leave a comment down below or hit us up on our Facebook or Twitter @UDoUPh. If you know more bizarre beauty product, let us know!